According to its Kickstarter, The Cool Baby is an "expressive, customizable, hands-free beverage insulator that looks like a baby." That's right, as offensive as those beer guzzler helmets are, they have nothing on this bizarrely shaped liquid container, which allows you to discreetly drink from the tender head of a fake baby, dangling from a Bjorn, attached to your torso."Drinking in public is now adorable!" insists Cool Baby inventor, Simon Phillion. This baby doesn't exactly look real, but don't just call it a "doll"... kickstarter It's also a bottle and a straw! Just fill the container up with your favorite...