Kids sure say the darnedest things, don’t they? And it’s even better when they write their silly thoughts down.

Answers to a test, pleas for the tooth fairy’s identity and unfortunate innuendo-inducing grammar and spelling mistakes make for some hilarious reading from our grown up perspective! Although it’s a little scary how often the word “murder” (or “merder”) shows up. Looks like there may be a few little Arya Starks running around the playground outside of the Seven Kingdoms.

H/T: Pleated Jeans.

The worst I ever did was think “Tiny Dancer” was about Elton John’s crush on Tony Danza. Share with your friends and see if they have any doozies of their own.