I’ve heard of looking for love in all of the wrong places, but being on the dating app Tinder seems more like looking for love in the tip of a hot soldering iron. Tinder is an app that lets you rate, then message, people in your geographic location. It sounds like a good idea in theory, but it ends up just being a whole lot of crazy.

Some of the people on there really need to learn how to control their impulses. At the very least, they should find another person to take their picture (enough with the mirror selfies!).

Check out these terrible Tinder messages that real people thought would get them a date. Wow.

(via Mashable)

Wow! These made me feel like a smooth operator, and I knocked my keyboard over twice and choked on my own spit while typing that. Learn from the worst of the worst out there and just don’t do what these people did. Share their awful, awful mistakes by clicking on the Share button below!